Game Grind: Wet, Hot, American Controversy

Happy Saturday BaddaBing BaddaBlog readers! This is Game Grind, the place where anything regarding video games, video game culture, or the video game industry is covered…or uncovered. (I promise that that joke will make sense in a minute.) Today’s topic is something that has become a bit of a controversy this past week. This event has aroused many opinions from gamers and has caused hard lines to be drawn between groups with differing views. I’m referring to the news that the game Dead or Alive Xtreme 3 will not be seeing a western release; allegedly due to censorship issues.

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(Sorry, I couldn’t resist making those lame jokes. Apparently I’m twelve 😛 )

The Dead or Alive games are Japanese combo based fighting games that, while not exactly at the forefront of the fighting game genre, have been received well by fans and critics with the highest rated game in the series, Dead or Alive 2, having received a 9/10 from GameInformer and a 9.4/10 from IGN. Dead or Alive is most famous (or infamous depending on your viewpoint) for having highly sexualized characters in revealing attire. The Dead or Alive Xtreme series, is a spin-off series that drops the fighting aspect of the game and instead is a collection of mini-games featuring the female characters from the main series of games on a tropical island. In the DoAX (the shorthand for Dead or Alive Xtreme) series the women look like and are dressed like this:

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And this:

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And this:

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And also this:

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So yeah, it’s that kind of game and the creators of DoAX wear that on their sleeves (I don’t think any of the characters have sleeves, though). This side series has generally received average to good reviews, with the first game being considered the better of the two released so far. A problem for the side series, though, is that the games have never sold particularly well.  The second game DoAX game was an Xbox 360 exclusive, which extremely limited the number of copies sold in Asia, and the lackluster quality and Mature rating also limited sales in the West.

With this in mind, it is unsurprising that it was announced that DoAX3 would not be receiving a Western release. It is not uncommon for Japanese games not forego the localization process if it is believed that they will not sell well enough in Western markets for the time and effort put into the process to be worth it. However, I would not be writing this article if the publishers of the game had said, “We won’t be releasing this game in the US because our studies estimate that our game won’t sell particularly well in those markets”. Instead the creators of Dead or Alive Xtreme 3, Koei Tecmo, claimed that the newest game will not be released in English, due to, “many issues happening in video game industry with regard to how to treat female in video game industry”.

I should make it clear that the previous quote is accurate, but the conversation it comes from is a poorly translated Facebook Q and A session.

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This statement, which is clearly difficult to discern any accurate meaning or intention from, has caused many individuals to feel that the game will not be coming to the West due to the changing climate regarding the appropriate way to depict women in video games. These individuals, many of whom have ties to the ongoing Gamer Gate controversy (that is a WHOLE ‘nother blog post in itself), are claiming that “Social Justice Warriors” have caused this game to be “censored” and are upset about this because it violates their views of what ethics in video games and video game journalism should be. (That topic is actually a series of blog posts in itself.) That’s more or less where the situation stands currently and it is more than likely that this incident will continue to be used in arguments relating to the video game industry for years to come.

My view on this subject is fairly simple, a lot of people are getting played. Koei Tecmo and it’s international distributor, Play Asia, are intentionally trying to create controversy around DoAX3 so that more people hear about it and more people buy it. This technique is not new in the business world and it certainly not new in the video game world. Using controversy to sell games has been around since home video game consoles first became a thing. You could even argue that this sales strategy is what actually allowed games, such as the Grand Theft Auto series, to become as popular as what they are today. There’s a reason that Play Asia tweeted out that a version of DoAX3 with English subtitles will be available for English speakers to import, most likely for an additional cost, shortly after it was announced that DoAX3 would not be localized. The more this controversy grows, the more money the creators of the game are going to make. Whether or not that is ethical, I do not know. However, I do know that I wish I didn’t have to listen to a ridiculous number of people angrily fussing about this corporately designed, non-issue of a “controversy” on the internet.

That wraps up this latest installment of Game Grind. If you enjoyed it please leave a comment down below and (or leave a like if the thumbnail on the Facebook page brought you here), if you have an opinion you wish to express on this matter, please leave a comment as well. As always, you can stay up to date with BaddaBing BaddaBlog by subscribing in the upper right tab via email. Alternatively, you can stay caught up by liking the official BaddaBing BaddaBlog FaceBook Page or by following me, @LucasDeRuyter, on Twitter. I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving weekend and that you come back here on Monday for the latest installment of Manga (And Also Anime) Monday.

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Game Grind: Wet, Hot, American Controversy

Pop Culture Wednesday: A Bridge to my Childhood

Happy Wednesday BaddaBing BaddaBlog readers! This is Pop Culture Wednesday, the place where we talk about any and everything relating to western pop culture. Today’s topic is a little gem I found on YouTube recently and have subsequently been watching the hell out of; Team Four Star’s Dragon Ball Z Abridged.

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Dragon Ball Z Abridged is a re-dubbing and re-editing of the original Dragon Ball Z anime, with a focus on humor and a more adult audience. Essentially, Team Four Star has created a new version of Dragon Ball that is more in line with how everyone remembers the Dragon Ball Z anime, than what it actually is. This is done by exaggerating the traits that were already present in the beloved characters. In Abridged: Goku is even more naive, Gohan is even more of a nerd, Vegeta has an even worse case of short-man syndrom, and Piccolo is even more of a lonely badass. Here’s a short video from the series that really depicts some of what makes the series great.

Personally, my favorite characters in this are probably Piccolo, Vegeta, and Goku; more or less in that order.  Piccolo is slowly becoming my spirit animal, Vegeta manages to be both badass and just a total tool, and Goku is just……pretty much exactly how I remember him. Here’s the link to the first episode, you guys should seriously check this out. Whether you watched DBZ back in the day or not, chances are you will love this.

Alright, that just about does it for this installment of Pop Culture Wednesday. I know this was a shorter post, but not much has to be said about DBZ abridged. It’s great, pure and simple. If you agree, please give this post a like and if you don’t leave a comment explaining your view and maybe we can start a dialogue. As always, you can subscribe to this blog via the upper right tab or you can like the official BaddaBing BaddaBlog Facebook Page or follow me, @LcuasDeRuyter, on Twitter. Have a great Wednesday and, if you celebrate it, a happy Thanksgiving.

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Pop Culture Wednesday: A Bridge to my Childhood

Manga (And Also Anime) Tuesday: A Ghoulishly Good Read

Happy Tuesday BaddaBing BaddaBlog readers! I know I don’t usually post anything on Tuesdays, but a lot of my professors decided to make a bunch of coursework due right before the Thanksgiving break, making my schedule a bit irregular lately. I could have haphazardly posted something yesterday, but the subject matter I wanted to write about merits both extensive time and effort. I apologize for the delay, but I promise that this post will be worth it. Today, I am going to attempt to convince everyone reading this that they should read the manga series Tokyo Ghoul post haste.

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Tokyo Ghoul, and its squeal series Tokyo Ghoul: Re, is an manga and animated series created by Sui Ishida. The story follows the main character Ken Kaneki, a typical college student, as he basically goes through progressively shittier things. Without spoiling anything that isn’t established in the first chapter, Kaneki lives in a world that is inhabited by ghouls. Ghouls are monsters that look and act exactly like people, except they can only eat human flesh and can grow unique appendages that allow them to more easily hunt humans. Kaneki’s story begins when he unknowingly goes on a date with a ghoul, she tries to kill and eat him, but he is miraculously saved  when overhead construction girders fall on the and kill her. When he is taken to the hospital, as a last ditch effort to save his life, the doctors transfer the organs of the ghoul that tried to kill him into Kaneki, thereby making him a ghoul/human hybrid.

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I really cannot understate how good this seinen manga is. It masterfully uses storytelling devices like foreshadowing and symbolism. Events that do not occur for  hundreds of chapters are hinted at within the first ten, and that the events of this story parallel the tarot card story is as impressive as it is interesting. While Tokyo Ghoul incorporates these elements into its story, it also manages to make insightful points about the nature of monstrosity, what it means to live an ethical life, finding meaning in life, and what it means to be human.

Tokyo Ghoul’s characters are ultimately the greatest aspect of the work, however. Each character is infused with depth and development. At this point in the series, there does not exist a single character that has not undergone some sort of change or growth. This truly makes them feel alive and gives the reader a sense of gazing into a wholly for  world. The depth of each of the characters and world that they reside in adds substantiation to the vast meanings and symbolisms that Ishida-san has created in this story.

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I cannot recommend reading Tokyo Ghoul enough to anyone who is even vaguely interested in anime or manga, however I cannot stress how important it is that you READ it, not watch the anime. The anime, while decidedly decent, changes a lot of what made Tokyo Ghoul great in the first place and does not have anywhere close to the same impact as the manga does. Also, they tone down the violence and gore, like a lot. And super poorly to boot. The anime is by no means bad on its own, but compared to the almost unparalleled awesomeness of the manga, it’s borderline un-watchable. I implore you read Tokyo Ghoul, if not only for your sake, then for mine. I desperately need someone to geek out with over how good the last couple chapters have been.

Alright, I could literally write over a thousand words about how good TG is, but this seems like as good a place to stop as any. If you enjoyed this post please like it and if you would like to know where exactly you can read Tokyo Ghoul, leave a comment down below and I’ll hook you up. If you are interested in following 4B, you can do so in the upper right tab via your email. Alternatively, you can stay up to date by likeing the official BaddaBing BaddaBlog Facebook Page or by following me, @LucasDeRuyter on Twitter. Have a great Tuesday and be sure to come by here tomorrow for Pop Culture Wednesday.

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Manga (And Also Anime) Tuesday: A Ghoulishly Good Read

Game Grind: Fallout 4, A Working Review

Happy Saturday BaddaBing BaddaBlog readers! This is Game Grind, the place where we talk about any and everything related to the video game industry and video game culture. Today’s article will focus on a game that has taken up way too much of my life recently and thousands of others’s. I’m speaking, of course, about Fallout 4.

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Before I begin my review I should make it clear that I have not played any other Fallout game. So rather than comparing this entry into the series to the others, this review will critique the game based on it’s own merit and how it compares to other RPGs in general. Also, I have not beaten Fallout 4 yet. Given the scope of the game, it would be incredibly difficult to do this and still publish a timely review. However, I do feel that my thirty some hours of playing the game have given me a fair representation of it and it’s mechanics. If something happens over the course of me playing this game that does radically change my opinion of the game, I will be sure to write another post outlining why my views have shifted. With that out of the way, let’s talk about Fallout 4.

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If you are on the fence about buying this game, buy it. If you do not want to buy this game, but have a console to play it on, but it. If you have never played a video game in your life, okay this probably isn’t the best game to enter into the world of video games with, but it is a damn good game. If you have the time, I highly recommend playing Fallout 4.

I hold this game in such high regard because it does a lot of things right. The first being that it quickly and easily establishes a sense of adventure. With in the first twenty minutes of the game (or longer depending on how long you spend designing your character), you are ushered into a more or less completely open world that you are free to explore however you wish. I’m relatively boring and generally don’t venture off trying to discover things without being prompted by a quest, but the idea that another person playing this game could be having a vastly different experience than my own is beautiful to me.

Combat in Fallout 4 is fantastic with a wide variety of enemies to discover and fight. I also appreciate that Bethesda, the studio that makes the Fallout and Elder Scrolls games, decided to remove some of the more tedious aspects that bogged down some of their previous titles, like weapon durability. So far Fallout 4 has done essentially everything that an RPG should do right and consistently makes me want to come back for more.

That being said, there are some things that it could improve on. For one, the game often makes you make decisions without explaining the impact of them. For example, you have to chose your starting stats spread, without really knowing what each stat does or how the perk system in Fallout 4 works. This can be especially problematic as early decisions like these have massive implications later in the game. Fallout 4 also really does not have much in the way of a narrative, but considering that RPGs rarely do, I can over look this.

The bottom line is that Fallout 4 is a great game and arguably one of the best in its genre. I highly encourage everybody reading this to go out and play the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it. I know I don’t.

Thanks so much for reading. If you enjoyed this post please leave a like and a comment down below. Also be sure to stop back on Monday for the next installment of Manga (And Also Anime) Monday. Have a great weekend.

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Game Grind: Fallout 4, A Working Review

Pop Culture Thursday: Scott Pilgrim

Happy Thursday BaddaBing BaddaBlog readers! This is Pop Culture, uh, Thursday. I know this segment usually comes out on Wednesday, but I had an exam yesterday and couldn’t really justify working on this when I could instead use my time to study. Regardless, here it is, better late than never.

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How have I not talked about this yeeeeeeeeeeet!!? Seriously, the graphic novel series by Bryan Lee O’Malley is one of my all time favorite franchises. I genuinely love everything about this property from the comics, to the movie, to the video game, to, last but not least, the music. Every aspect of this franchise is incredible and I believe that everyone should experience it in some form or another.

Alright, enough of me hyping it up. It’s time to get down to the details. The Story of Scott Pilgrim focuses on, you guessed it, Scott Pilgrim. He’s an early twenties slacker who spends most of his time playing video games and practicing with his band, Sex Bob-Omb (if you know what a Bob-Omb is, congratulations, I love you). Scott Pilgrim is not the brightest, the most talented, and he’s also kind of an asshole, but that’s why we love him. Scott Pilgrim is more or less a love story and it is immensely refreshing to have a main character in a love story that isn’t perfect.

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The receiver, and mostly reciprocator, of Scott’s feelings is Ramona Flowers. A beautiful and mysterious Alt. girl who has lived just enough of life to be weary of romantic relationships and has way too much experience dealing with guys like Scott. Despite this, Scott convinces her to go on a date with him and they both realize super quickly that they are both way into each other.

This is where the story starts to get more complex. Both of these individuals have a ton of baggage that they both try to ignore, but nevertheless continuously bombard the both of them throughout the story. Without getting to spoiler-y, here are the bare bones. When Scott went on his date with Ramona, he was cheating on his girlfriend, Knives Chau. Knives is seventeen years old and CRAZY infatuated with Scott. Scott eventually breaks up with her, but she does not take it well. Ramona’s baggage consists of Seven Evil Exes. that Scott has to defeat in order to continue dating her.

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That previous sentence actually sums up a lot of the charm that makes Scott Pilgrim such a great franchise. In every relationship, there are struggles and problems that the couple has to overcome. In most stories about relationships, these issues are usually presented as some vague, metaphors. In Scott Pilgrim, the main character literally has to go through seven boss battles to strengthen his relationship and work out his own baggage. The series also does not place romantic issues on a pedestal, like many other love stories. This story is also about Scott learning how to be an adult and how to stop letting his negative past experiences define him as a person.

These issues are also dealt with in a charming and original ways. For example, just as Scott is forced to talk to his ex-girlfriend in an attempt to gain closure, he laments the fact that he was not able to save before the encounter, as he expects it to go poorly and would appreciate the safety net of a do over. The entire world of Scott Pilgrim is filled with video game and nerd culture references. At times characters pull incredibly large weapons out of bags that have no logical business being able to hold them and, in other instances, characters complain about not being able to use certain items, like skateboards, because they they did not pick that skill set in grade five.

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Scott Pilgrim not only tells an incredibly well written story about two people trying to make a relationship work and simultaneously deal with their own issues,  but also creates am incredibly interesting world that’s saturated with nerd culture, that I personally would love to live in. That being said, this franchise is not for everybody. However, I would venture that if you took the time read this article or anything I’ve written on BaddaBing BaddaBlog (for which you have my undying gratitude), you are going to like Scot Pilgrim and you should start reading it ASAP. Seriously, go buy a copy or order one from Amazon. Order the complete series from Amazon and then sit in front of your door waiting for them to deliver it. It’s totally worth it.

Alright guys, that just about raps up me gushing about the incredible Scott Pilgrim franchise. If you like this please denote that down below and leave a comment while you’re there. Also, if you wish to subscribe to this blog, you can do so in the upper right tab, via email. Alternatively, you can stay up to date by liking the official BaddaBing BaddaBlog Facebook Page, or by following me, @LucasDeRuyter, on Twitter. I hope you guys have a great Thursday and be sure to come back here tomorrow for the latest installment of News for the Mighty, News of the Week.

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Pop Culture Thursday: Scott Pilgrim

Manga (And Also Anime) Monday: Sword Art Online Retrospective

Happy Monday BaddaBing BaddaBlog readers! This is Manga (And Also Anime) Monday, the place where we talk about every and anything about anime and manga. Today’s article is going to focus on an anime that dominated the anime industry once upon a time only to be dethroned by Attack on Titan (which will soon be dethroned by One Punch Man, probably, hopefully), I’m speaking of course, about Sword Art Online.

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Sword Art Online, usually shortened to SAO, was originally a light novel series written by Reki Kawahara. It was announced in 2011 that the series would be getting an anime, and once the SAO anime released in 2012, the series popularity exploded. Sword Art Online is easily one of the most popular anime in recent memory. I would find it surprising if someone who has been an anime fan for more than two years has not at least seen at least a portion of this program. Right now you’re probably asking “well how did this series get so popular?”. Well, if you’d calm down for a second I’ll tell you.

The short answer is that, SAO got so popular because of quality animation and playing to lowest common denominators. The long answer is, also that, but slightly more complicated. SAO follows the story of Kirito, a loner nerd, who becomes trapped inside of a virtual reality video game, Sword Art Online (*wink*), and the only chance he and the rest of the players trapped in the game have of escaping is if they beat all one hundred of the game’s bosses. This is a fairly interesting set up, even though it most definitely been done before, and arguably done better by other stories. Sword Art Online’s popularity stems from its collection of characters and their interactions. You see, the narrative I just described more or less ends after the first twelve episodes and what kept viewers coming back for the remaining twelve in the first season and the entirety of the second season, was a love for the characters.

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The characters were easy to support and love because they are more or less the embodiment of tropes of the anime genre. The previously mentioned protagonist, Kirito, is intentionally a somewhat bland character so that audiences can more easily project themselves onto him. Asuna, Kirito’s main love interest, is the epitome of anime waifu material. Klein, Kirito’s best friend, is an extremely hapless beta-male who just want’s to contribute to the group, but always winds up falling just a little big short of Kirito himself. These tropes go on for a while and none of the characters ever become too complex. Oh, I almost forgot, literally every female character has a crush on Kirito. This even applies to Kirito’s cousin, despite the fact that the two were raised as brother and sister for the majority of their lives. So yeah, very anime.

This series would later be dethroned by Attack on Titan, but for about a year and a half SAO was the anime that everybody was watching. Convention halls were filled with SAO cosplay and anime forums were filled with SAO discussions and fan art. The thing is though, out of all of the Sword Art Online discussions I’ve heard and all the posts I’ve read, I have only found a handful of people who say that SAO is their favorite anime. Lot’s of people LIKE this program, but only a few LOVE it. Sword Art Online does not try to be groundbreaking or totally original, rather it combines the best aspects of the various genres of anime and the most famous anime series to make a new show. This, by in large, has worked incredibly well for the show and I can only imagine how much the people behind it have made from it.

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If you are new to anime, I would recommend watching Sword Art Online. Is it the best anime ever and entirely worthy of its fame, not really. However, it is more or less a microcosm of what is great about anime in general has a massive fan base that is more than ready to talk about it. I personally glad I decided to watch Sword Art Online a few years ago. At the very least, I understand a few thousand memes more now than what I did before I viewed it.

Alright guys, that just about does it for this week’s installment of Manga (And Also Anime) Monday. If you enjoyed it please give it a like and leave a comment down below. You can also subscribe to this blog by clicking on the upper right tab and entering in you email. You can also stay up to date by liking the official BaddaBing BaddaBlog Facebook Page, or by following me, @LucasDeRuyter, on Twitter. I hope you all have a great week and be sure to come back here on Wednesday for the next installment of Pop Culture Wednesday.

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Manga (And Also Anime) Monday: Sword Art Online Retrospective

Game Grind: Nin-Ten-Damn!!!

Happy Saturday BaddaBing BaddaBlog readers! It has been a while since the last post, for which I’m sorry. Life got busy for me again. However, today I hope to redeem myself with the latest installment of Game Grind. Nintendo recently released a new video, affectionately titled Nintendo Direct, and there is a LOT of kickass stuff in it. This post will be dedicated to highlighting the most awesome stuff from this news release and why you should be as excited as I am over it. Let’s do this!!!

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Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD

If you’re a Zelda fan, good news! Twilight Princess is getting and HD remaster for the Wii U. If you aren’t a Legend of Zelda fan…….get on that. This remaster will be coming out in March and will feature a brand new Wolf Link amiibo that will also work with the latest installment in the Zelda series, which is still slated for a 2016 release on the Wii U.

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I personally have never played Twilight Princess and am looking foreword to playing it for the first time with improved graphics.

Rule 63 Link

For those of you who are unaware, there is a Rule 63 of the internet states that “For every fictional character, there exists artwork for that character as the alternate gender.” Nintendo just endorsed a cannon version of this rule with their character Link. The female Link is known as Linkle and will be in the upcoming game, Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Warriors Legends, for the 3DS

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There she is looking badass with her twin crossbows. Congratulations Tumblr, you win.

Splatoon News

For those of you who play Splatoon, Nintendo’s wildly successful new IP and venture into the shooter genre, new maps and costumes for your characters are available now! More free updates will be available later and updates for the game are planed to continue into 2017. It was also announced that a new bundle for the Wii U featuring both Splatoon and Super Smash Bros. The Bundle will cost only $279 and seems to be Nintendo’s way of moving some more product as the holiday season draws closer.

Could Storms Into Battle

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The last, and arguable most surprising, news that pertains to the Wii U is that the titular character from Final Fantasy 7, Cloud Strife, will be a playable character in Super Smash Bros. for Wii U. This is incredibly surprising news as Final Fantasy 7 was released on the PlayStation platform and Cloud has never appeared on any major games for Nintendo consoles. The footage of him fighting looks awesome and a new stage featuring the FF7’s iconic city of Midgar will also be available for download. Cloud’s presence in Smash makes it clear that any character has the potential to come to the stellar fighting game.

Fire Emblem Fates 

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Switching to solely 3DS news, the release date for Fire Emblem Fates for the US was announced. The various versions of the game will be made available to American’s on February 19th. It was also announced that a special bundle of the two version of the game along with the third extra version will be available as a bundle for $80. As someone who enjoyed the hell out of the previous game, Fire Emblem: Awakening, I feel the Feburary cannot get here soon enough.

Dragon Quest VII and VIII On 3DS

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It was also announced that the remastered versions of Dragon Quest 7 and 8 will be coming to the 3DS in the West. The remakes of the two incredible games will be available to westerns for the first time in 2016. I personally have never played a Dragon Quest game, but the JRPGs seem right up my alley and I will definitely pick them up.

Blast from the Pokemon Past

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For the last bit of awesome Nintendo related news, it was announced that wireless enable versions of Pokemon Red, Blue, and Yellow will be coming to the 3DS eShop in February. This is very surprising news as Game Freak, the company directly responsible for making Pokemon games, has never re-released their older games for newer consoles without any technical alterations or updates.  As a massive Pokemon fan I am totally going to download at least on of these jems, but I am curious to see how much they charge for them and if they patch any of the glitches the games are notorious for.

Alright, that is more or less all of the important Nintendo news that has recently been announced. If you enjoyed learning about this news, please leave a like and a comment down below. You can also subscribe to 4B via email in the upper right tab. Alternatively, you can stay up to date by liking the official BaddaBing BaddaBlog Facebook Page, or by following me, @LucasDeRuyter, on Twitter. I hope you guys enjoyed this post and that it makes up for the recent lack of activity. Also be sure to come back on Monday for the next installment of Manga (And Also Anime) Monday. Have a great weekend.

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Game Grind: Lost in Translation

Happy Sunday BaddaBing BaddaBlog readers! This is Game Grind the place where we discuss and analyze anything relating to video games as both a medium and an art form. I’m terribly sorry for not having this up yesterday, I became crazy busy and was unable to find the time to make this post as great as it deserves to be. I know that’s a lame excuse, but it’s supposed to be more of an explanation. I promise to make article even more kick-ass to make up for the delay. Actually, that shouldn’t be too hard with Today’s topic.

Activision Blizzard is probably making a Call of Duty Movie 

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Activision Blizzard recently announced that they had acquired a film and television studio and were planning on releasing a Skylanders TV show and a Call of Duty movie franchise. You can read more about the announcement and press conference itself over at Screen Rant. A Skylanders show actually makes a lot of sense for one of gaming’s largest company’s. It seems like Skylanders is for kids today what Pokemon (or Digimon, I guess) was for me as a kid. However, a Call of Duty movie is just, not even anywhere near good idea. This is because video game movies always, literally always, tank, there is very little to work with narratively, and there are so many other franchises that would make for better film adaptations.

There is no movie based on a video game that possesses a Rotten Tomatoes score higher than 36%. Seriously, there are a couple dozen video game movies and not one of them has broken 40% on RT. Sure, a couple of them have made money, like the Resident Evil movies, but video game movies are widely considered to hurt whatever property is being transferred to the new medium. So, not only do I not want a Call of Duty movie to be made, I don’t think fans or the creators should necessarily want on either.

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The Call of Duty series doesn’t have a whole lot to adapt even. From a narrative perspective all of the games are very “meh” at best, with the original Black Ops. being the sole, but still lackluster, exception. There really is not anything they could put in the film to make it a Call of Duty movie, besides having that in the title. I suppose they could shoot the whole movie in POV……..but we all know that that’s not going to happen.

However, there are a LOT of games that do not have this narrative issue and would be able to transfer to film pretty easily. The Nathan Drake games immediately come to mind. It would be almost exactly like the Indiana Jones movies, but with more parkour.  I also think it is high time we try to redeem Mario’s name in the film industry by actually releasing a good film (or at least a mediocre one) that is related to that property. And don’t even get me started on Metal Gear Solid and how easily that series would transfer to film. Actually, if anyone in Hollywood want’s to get me started just a little bit, I’ve been sitting on a script for that movie for almost a year and could totally hook up anyone who’s looking.

Activision Blizzard is slowly becoming the biggest company in the gaming industry. That is definitely a mixed bag and their works transferring to other mediums is a microcosm of that. A Skylanders show would be brilliant and a Call of Duty movie would be the exact opposite. I hope to be proven wrong in a few years when the movie comes out, but I very much doubt I will be.

Alright guys, that just about wraps up this rare Sunday installment of Game Grind. If you enjoyed it please leave a like or comment down below and maybe even subscribe via email in the upper right tab. Also be sure to check out the official BaddaBing BaddaBlog Facebook page and follow me, @LucasDeRuyter, on Twitter. Have an awesome Sunday everybody and be sure to come back tomorrow for the next installment of Manga (And Also Anime) Monday.

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Game Grind: Lost in Translation

News for the Mighty, News of the Week: La Piscina De La Muerta

Happy Friday BaddaBing BaddaBlog readers! This is News for the Mighty, News of the Week, the place where you can learn everything you need to know to seem knowledgeable to your friends and family over the weekend. It’s been a lighter news week so today’s article is going to be a bit shorter, and a lot more fun. Also it will be in English, the title is just a reference to get fanboys to read this. Hi DP fans! Thanks for reading. Alright, let’s dive in.

Deadpool, Super cool, he makes you drool, like a fool, ‘cus he’s Deadpool

For those of you who are unaware, the Marvel character Deadpool is basically the internet’s favorite superhero. He’s a carnage loving, psychotic anti-hero that constantly breaks the fourth wall, what’s not to love. Deadpool has a movie coming out in early 2016 that is going to be the first rated R superhero film, since the genre reached its current level of popularity. The actor Ryan Reynolds is going to be playing the merc’ with a mouth, which is being hailed as a fantastic decision by fans of the comics. This truly is one of the rare moments where and actor has been cast for a role they are almost indistinguishable from. Ryan Reynolds is Deadpool and Deadpool is Ryan Reynolds. Due to this stellar casting we have been graced with the following promotional material.

Is this news world changing? No. Is it awesome? You’re damn right it is and I would be remiss if I did not do everything in my power to share it with as many people as possible.

Trans Pacific Partnership Detail Revealed 

Thursday the official text for the controversial Trans Pacific Partnership were revealed. Why is this deal controversial, you may ask? Well, that’s because it would affect around 40 percent of the world’s economy and, until yesterday, the specifics of the agreement were largely unknown to the vast majority of people. Many of the specifics of the TPP are still unknown as the text is several thousand pages long and interns can only read and summarize so much in 24 hours. I will be sure to write about the specifics of the deal and my opinion on them once more information is uncovered, but I will say for now that this deal feels extremely rushed considering that the United States will have to vote on it in about eight months.

Dying Man Sees Star Wars Film

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As someone who is currently trying to be successful on the internet, it warms my heart to see the internet be used to do something good. 32 year old Daniel Fleetwood is dying of a rare form of connective tissue cancer. He was told a month ago that he would most likely die withing two months. Daniel’s sole wish was to see the upcoming Star Wars movie before he passed, which was set to release about a month after his predicted passing. Daniel expressed his desire to see the film over social media and the internet was incredibly sympathetic to his cause. Daniel’s story spread rapidly over social media and quickly found its way some of The Force Awakens creators. They too were sympathetic to the terminally ill Star Wars fan and a private screening was set up for him and his wife Ashley. I love this story not only because it shows that the internet can be a tool used for indisputable good, but also because thousands, if not millions, of people came together to make the plot of the movie Fanboys happen. Side note, if you haven’t seen Fanboys you totally should. Seth Rogen plays both a pimp and a Trecky and they fight each other. It’s a riot.

That wraps up this week in news, you are not prepared to impress your friends, family, and potential significant others. If you enjoyed this post please like it down below and leave a comment. If you wan to stay up to date with 4B, you can subscribe in the upper right tab via email. Alternatively you can like the official BaddaBing BaddaBlog Facebook Page or follow me, @LucasDeRuyter on Twitter. I hope you guys have a great weekend and be sure to come back here tomorrow for the latest installment of Game Grind.

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Pop Culture Wednesday: Happiness…..and also Cyanide

Happy Humpday BaddaBing BaddaBlog readers! This is Pop Culture Wednesday, the place where we talk about the various nuances and properties in media. Today will focus on a web comic strip that has risen to incredible amounts of both fame and infamy, Cyanide and Happiness.

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Cyanide and Happiness was originally a webcomic series that began releasing content daily in January, 2005. The original writers and illustrators consisted of Rob DenBleyker, Kris Wilson, Dave McElfatrick, and Matt Melvin. Matt Melvin would later leave the project. The show quickly gained popularity via social media websites like, MySpace, LiveJournal, Quora, and Facebook. If you are too young to recognize all but one of those sites, you’re lucky, the first three kinda sucked. The strip’s website, Explosm.net, is also heavily trafficked.

The strip became popular enough that they were able to start creating YouTube videos.

The videos are currently being created biweekly on their channel, ExplosmEntertainment. Videos are also uploaded a few days in advance on their Vessel page. The videos have also increased C&H’s popularity enough that in 2009 Explosm was able to successfully crowdfund a book consisting of what the creators deemed to be their best comics. Since then, four other books consisting of collections or entirely new material have been released.

The Cyanide and Happiness Show furthered the project’s success when it was released last year. The show features much of the same humor as every other iteration of the work, but is in a longer 15-20 minute format and has more running gags than the other versions of C&H. Fans are eagerly awaiting the shows next season, dubbed Season TOO (Dumb and Dumber logic, I guess), which will be released sometime in early 2016.

If I had to describe the allure and humor of Cyanide and Happiness, I would call it anti jokes on crack. Every one of the jokes is some combination of dark, disturbed, or some kind of misdirect. I always feel a slight pang of guilt for laughing at a C&H joke, and that’s why it’s so popular and addictive. Not only is it funny, but it also dances playfully on the line between funny, offensive, and inappropriate. This masterfully crafted combination always leaves me wanting for more.

If you would like to experience the awesomeness that is Cyanide and Happiness, here are the links to their various websites.

C&H YouTube Channel

Explosm.net

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Pop Culture Wednesday: Happiness…..and also Cyanide